Lorelai:
From what I can gather, this woman made eyes at the British general and the British general was feeling a little randy.
Rory:
Such a salacious history our little town has.
Lorelai:
And she led him into her house and kept the fellow occupied.
Rory:
Occupied his brains out, huh?
Lorelai:
Hey, don't warp blue.
Rory:
Sorry.
Lorelai:
But why do you think they didn't kill him?
Rory:
I don't know. Maybe they knew that they'd eventually make peace with England they wouldn't want to kill a potential great-great grandfather of a Winston Churchill of a Benny Hill.
Lorelai:
Well, that was very forward-thinking of them. Boy, do I know how to dress a slut or what? I am very proud.
