- Sookie: Ahhh, please tell me you're not doing what I think you're doing!
- Lorelai: What, I'm just cleaning up. We're shorthanded today. Go about your business.
- Sookie: You were pouring leftover coffee from other people's cups into your cup and now you're gonna drink it!
- Lorelai: No, no, no! Get away! Don't you understand, if I don't get coffee in me, things are going to get ugly around here.
- Sookie: Going to get?
- Michel: Be very careful, she's near a knife.
- Sookie: Give me that. I'm ashamed of you.
- Lorelai: I'm ashamed of me too.
- Sookie: If that wasn't a cry for help....