- Rory: I can't send you home without a purse full of mini-doughnuts.
- Lane: I believe that's how Mother Theresa got started.
- Rory: Really? I heard it was Pixie Stix.
- Rory: What'd I miss?
- Emily: I was just admiring your mother's life.
- Rory: Oh, I do that daily.
- Emily: These Manolo Blahniks would look great on you.
- Lorelai: Oh, me wants them, my Precious.
“Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels”
“What do you have to say to me?”
Hey, did anyone ever think Sylvia Plath wasn’t crazy, maybe she was just cold?
— Lorelai Gilmore
