August 2010
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September 2009
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“Moon River” performed by Audrey...
“I feel like I’m kissing a guy.”
– Logan Huntzberger
“Special? Like, ‘stop eating the paste,’ special?”
– Rory Gilmore
Lorelai: What are you doing?
Emily: Do you have anything to drink?
Lorelai: No, no, Mom, why are you taking off your coat?
Emily: Some wine, or some chilled vodka perhaps?
Lorelai: Yeah, but you might want to hold off on drinking because you are going to be driving in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
Emily: Well, I could use a little something, calm my nerves about this wedding planner I hired.
Lorelai: Well, I'm sure everything's going to be fine.
Emily: I don't see how it can be. Everything is so last minute. And I didn't even get a decent rehearsal.
Lorelai: Mom, I promise you, I have successfully walked in a straight line at least once before. I can get you the cop's name if you want to talk to him.
Emily: Oh well, it's too late to do anything about it now.
Lorelai: No, no, Mom, wait wait, I'm almost there. I'm done, I'm done, I'm done! [to Rory] Stop her from getting a drink.
Rory: How?
Lorelai: Show her Nick Nolte's mug shot.
Luke: I'll let you get back to taking five years off your life.
Lorelai: Well, they were the five where I'd be wearing fuchsia lipstick way beyond my lipline, so I wouldn't want 'em anyhow.
“I love it when I break you with just the sheer anticipation of a wear down.”
– Lorelai Gilmore
Luke: Hey, is it okay if I come over tonight and work on the boat a little?
Lorelai: With what? Sheer masculinity and imaginary sandpaper?
Luke: I have plenty to do until the backorder stuff gets here.
Lorelai: All right. I thought you were going to spend the evening trying to figure out how to fling yourself down the stairs just hard enough so that you don't have to go to my parents' thing tomorrow but not so hard that you actually die.
Luke: No, I thought instead that I'd try to find a wild boar to maul me just enough that I'll need medical attention so that I don't have to go to your parents' thing tomorrow but I'll still be okay after some stitches and a transfusion.
Lorelai: Oh, much better plan.
Updates Today
I swear. Moving has been more hectic than expected, but I haven’t forgotten about this!
Lorelai: From what I can gather, this woman made eyes at the British general and the British general was feeling a little randy.
Rory: Such a salacious history our little town has.
Lorelai: And she led him into her house and kept the fellow occupied.
Rory: Occupied his brains out, huh?
Lorelai: Hey, don't warp blue.
Rory: Sorry.
Lorelai: But why do you think they didn't kill him?
Rory: I don't know. Maybe they knew that they'd eventually make peace with England they wouldn't want to kill a potential great-great grandfather of a Winston Churchill of a Benny Hill.
Lorelai: Well, that was very forward-thinking of them. Boy, do I know how to dress a slut or what? I am very proud.
Kirk: My girlfriend is the whore! My girlfriend is the whore! Whoo hoo! Yeah!
Lorelai: Great, now I'm not even the town whore.
Luke: If you like, I'll leave a little something on the dresser for you tonight.
Lorelai: Couldn't hurt.
“I need caffeine. Whatever form you’ve got, I haven’t had any all...”
– Lorelai Gilmore
Sookie: Ahhh, please tell me you're not doing what I think you're doing!
Lorelai: What, I'm just cleaning up. We're shorthanded today. Go about your business.
Sookie: You were pouring leftover coffee from other people's cups into your cup and now you're gonna drink it!
Lorelai: No, no, no! Get away! Don't you understand, if I don't get coffee in me, things are going to get ugly around here.
Sookie: Going to get?
Michel: Be very careful, she's near a knife.
Sookie: Give me that. I'm ashamed of you.
Lorelai: I'm ashamed of me too.
Sookie: If that wasn't a cry for help....
Lorelai: Hey, you know who just nipped at my nose? Jack Frost.
Michel: Oh. You know who just nipped at my ear? Jack I-Don't-Care.
Apologies
I am so incredibly sorry that I disappeared for so long! My computer got sick! I have since replaced it with a shiny NEW computer! By next week I will also have completed my move, thereby removing any reasons for unexplained disappearances and long waits between posts.
Stick with me!
Hello, Kittens!
The number of followers continues to climb, and I am having so much fun reliving the Stars Hollow life. Just a few notes:
First, as I re-watch the series (for about the seventh time), I post material from each episode. As I am in the process of moving, I have less time to watch and therefore less time to post lovely things for you. Stick around though - this is way too much fun to abandon for...
“I’m sorry, excuse me, did I just see you smell that book?”
– Logan Huntzberger
“In my hand, ladies and gentlemen, sits the true advantage of dating a diner...”
– Lorelai Gilmore
Rory: Mom, I'm not dating Logan or anyone. Since Dean I'm taking a boy break. I'm just concentrating on school, that's it.
Lorelai: Fine. If that changes?
Rory: You'll be the first to know.
Lorelai: Okay, thank you, because there are not many ways that I can outdo my father.
Rory: I know.
Lorelai: Info on you and looking better in chiffon, that's about it. Oh, and my pole dance is way hotter.
Three More Godfather References
Jackson: [brandishing over-sized scissors] I came home from work, and I found these on the doorstep. What the hell is this supposed to mean?
Sookie: Maybe it's just a joke.
Jackson: This is not a joke. This is a threat.
Lorelai: Yeah, 'cause those people at Butterick Patterns play pretty rough.
Jackson: This is the fish on the doorstep. It's the horse head in the bed. It's the "either your signature or your brains are going to be on the contract."
